Shepherd Of The Gurneys: April 2017

Friday, April 14, 2017

Free At Last, Free At Last

Triple contract is over!
Loved the people. Loved the days. HATED the drive time.

I'll probably go back in a few months, if they need me.
(But definitely asking for the housing deal next time.)

39 weeks. 110 or so shifts.
So about 1000 to 1500 more hands-on patients.
And they trusted me enough to put me in triage for three weeks straight at the end.
Helluva ride there, and I'll miss all the familiar faces. It's going to be interesting to see how many of them are still there, if and when I go back down the road.

But eight whole days in a row off work??

LUXURY!

Later, taters. Happy Easter.

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