Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Financial Education For The Learning Impaired

Way too many shots of booze downtown on Saturday night:                       $167
Facial adjustment by Rocco and his 3 friends after lipping off:                  FREE
Ambulance ride to the E.D.:                                                                              $500
E.D. CT scan and lac repairs:                                                                         $4000
Admission to the ICU for subdural hematoma:                                         $12,000
Price for signing out of ICU AMA, going home, and waking up dead: LIFELESS

Scientific proof #3,467,882 that brain impulses cannot swim upstream against the current of alcohol.

Oh, and your Darwin Award nomination is in the mail.

I can tell people the truth, but no matter how hard I try, I can't make them smarter...