Monday, September 23, 2019

Notes From The Trauma Bay



Motorcycles are not your friend.
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Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.
Motorcycles are not your friend.

Unless you want to be deader than disco before you're 25 years old.

In which case, please make sure your driver's license says "organ donor".
Thousands of people needing transplants await your demise.

Every few years, when I start to think about getting a bike, someone comes in really jacked up from a motorcycle accident, and beats the idea out of me in about one head-to-toe assessment.

Or, sometimes, a head-to-thigh assessment, because that's all the paramedics could find to bring in.

Motorcycle?
Don't.

1 comment:

  1. I keep telling myself to stay off those murdercycles, but then my Italian mistress, Ms. Ducati beckons me with her sirenic call. Next thing I'm donning my Aerostitch gear and am off to see the wizard.

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