Shepherd Of The Gurneys: Paradise, Bitchez

Monday, December 22, 2014

Paradise, Bitchez

For the first time in two decades, I got the holidays off for personal vacation. (Seniority, or the gods of random fortune, thank you).

Consequently, by the time this goes up, I'm sitting on a beach much like this one.
Just because.

Happy Holidays, &c.

Back after New Year's.

4 comments:

EDNurseasaurasDecember 22, 2014 at 6:53 PM
Enjoy, you deserve it! I have the holidays off for the 2nd year in a row. I have learned that "per diem" means "nope….not working Christmas".
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canoehead_December 23, 2014 at 8:08 AM
Have a fruity drink for us!
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UnknownDecember 24, 2014 at 10:45 AM
Happy Vacation, wish I was there!
Have a Cervaza at sunset just for me.
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PlasticFantasticDecember 29, 2014 at 11:21 AM
And now one in Scotland:

http://news.sky.com/story/1399419/glasgow-healthcare-worker-diagnosed-with-ebola
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