Shepherd Of The Gurneys: World's Biggest Putz

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

World's Biggest Putz

And in NYFC, where that title truly means something!

So, Doctor Doofus is released, and in a manner worthy of jackholes everywhere, completely avoids any personal responsibility for his own jackassery in spreading chaos and panic to the entire Big Apple, and putting nearly 400 fellow New Yorkers on Ebola monitoring protocols for three weeks:

“My early detection, reporting and now recovery from Ebola speaks to the effectiveness of the protocols that are in place for health staff returning from West Africa.”

No doubt Doctor Dickhead would have been detected, reported, treated, and recovered even earlier if only he hadn't
a) ignored his original symptoms for two days
b) trotted his stupid ass all over the Five Boroughs for two days, thus
c) exposing 357 or so other people to a deadly pathogen because of
d) his reckless disregard for public health and safety, and
e) his total failure to inform the police and health authorities, who
f) only learned of his infectious travels hither and yon after
g) querying his financial and subway pass records because he
h) never bothered to inform those authorities of his contacts.

Thanks a lot FUCKHEAD, you're a credit to people everywhere with shit for brains, and hopefully the NY Medical Board has a spine and some balls, and will be revoking your license to practice medicine for the next decade or so, until you come to Jesus, 'fess up, apologize, and spend some thoughtful time digging ditches, you selfish bastard. Hopefully the D.A. will look into criminal charges, and the 357 people inconvenienced by your antics will be helping themselves to every cent of your income for the rest of your life for the mental anguish suffered as a direct consequence of your failure to use any shred of professional judgment or common human sense.

Walk tall, you embarrassment to your profession, and all humanity, and here's hoping the first fifty people you exposed meet you and kick you in the crotch, hard and repeatedly, while bystanders point and laugh, as a proper down payment on what you so richly deserve.

Apparently this is one of those instances where M.D. stands for

MONUMENTAL DUMBASS.

Now go to Home Depot, buy a crowbar, and see about popping your head out of your ass before you hurt yourself.

1 comment:

Troy Jones IIINovember 11, 2014 at 4:22 PM
A second case in Mali according to AFP, unrelated to the earlier two-year old's case. This one is a nurse who'd treated a Guinean national who died of Ebola. The nurse also has died. The article doesn't say if the nurse treated this Guinean national in Guinea or in Mali.

http://www.businessinsider.com/afp-mali-suffers-new-ebola-case-with-death-of-a-nurse-2014-11

This comes only a day after the WHO announced their "growing confidence" that there were no more cases in Mali. They seriously should stop jinxing themselves like that.
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