Thursday, October 23, 2014

Travel Moratorium in three, two...?

Dr.Craig Spencer, 33, a recently returned volunteer with Doctors Without Borders, was rushed to NYC's Bellevue Hospital after experiencing a fever of 100.3 and nausea, ten days after working with West African Ebola victims.
Clad in hazmat suits, FDNY hazardous materials specials sealed off his fifth-floor apartment. Cops blocked off West 147th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam after he was taken to the hospital, witness Oscar Nunez said.
“EMS HAZ TAC Units transferred to Bellevue Hospital a patient who presented a fever and gastrointestinal symptoms,” the Health Department wrote in a statement. 
Buckle up, sportsfans. Chapter Two is 12 hours and one blood test away, with additional stories arriving 150x/day at five major US airports.

It's a good thing we're keeping that door open, so aid workers from Ebolaville can rapidly get home after working over there, huh?

No word on whether HopeyDopey is still "cautiously optimistic"...

UPDATE: Touchdown for Team Ebola!
So the next question is whether they fly him to NIH, Emory, or U.NE, or if they decide to try their hand at not replicating the THP-Dalls Assclown Parade.
And how long before four networks, the NYTimes, and 435 congresspersons and 33ish senators all begin shitting kittens: because it's always funny until it lands in NYFC.


  1. The good doctor went bowling and rambling around town with his fever.
    Time maybe to shoot these clowns when they do such dumb and dangerous stuff.

    1. I felt bad about typing this after I did it, but now having had more time to study it and reading how prolifically this clown diddly bopped all over NYC I decided I do think he should have been shot.
      Better yet, let him die of Ebola.

  2. Too bad he wasn't as sincere about protecting his fellow American's as he was helping African's.

  3. The question is, does he have Ebola, and if so, why did he think he didn't?

  4. If this all goes bad - and it will - Barack Obola and the Democrats own it.

  5. CNN is saying preliminary test results are positive, samples are enroute to ATL for confirmation.

  6. This doctor seems about as inconsiderate as Duncan. Who would have thought that such and educated man could be so stupid?

  7. Irresponsible is another word that comes to mind.

  8. Thank you Doctors without Borders.
    Thanks a lot.